Post by Ichabod on Dec 9, 2005 13:02:03 GMT -5
For easier reading I have split the document that Quaam of tha Warlg sent me up. However, I'm not sure which chapter it starts at, and if I've split them up correctly. If I haven't, Quaam of tha Warlg or Nezday can correct me, and it'll get put right eventually.
*edit* I just realised, it doesn't matter what chapter it started at, they all come out as twelve or four. This makes it a lot easier. *edit*
Once upon a time there was a donut called Cecil. It was best friends with Agamemnon the eskimo. They lived in social harmony for many seconds in the land of huddersfield. Suddenly the evil butterfly came who had been wafted by an angry angry man. He used his homicidal powers to abduct the donut and took him to Norway!!!!
"OH yes PLEASE SAVE ME!!!!" laughed the helpless donut after he had been fed some space shrooms.
"Save some for me!!!" yelled the traumatised Agamemnon. As he watched the butterfly and his best friend stumble away drunkenly to Norway airways.
At The Norwegian airport
Cecil and the butterfly had been waiting for an ice cream for several hours. The vendor had run away to Ukraine for a fondu fork because without one he couldn’t eat his tofu tart.
Back in the UK
Agamemnon has suddenly come down from his shroom high. He started to feel upset and lonely. he missed his donut and decided to do something about it (that and the fact he was hungry) he rung his good friends SUPER TRUFFLE and his sidekick MR SPRINGLE who where having a tea party.
*edit* I just realised, it doesn't matter what chapter it started at, they all come out as twelve or four. This makes it a lot easier. *edit*
Once upon a time there was a donut called Cecil. It was best friends with Agamemnon the eskimo. They lived in social harmony for many seconds in the land of huddersfield. Suddenly the evil butterfly came who had been wafted by an angry angry man. He used his homicidal powers to abduct the donut and took him to Norway!!!!
"OH yes PLEASE SAVE ME!!!!" laughed the helpless donut after he had been fed some space shrooms.
"Save some for me!!!" yelled the traumatised Agamemnon. As he watched the butterfly and his best friend stumble away drunkenly to Norway airways.
At The Norwegian airport
Cecil and the butterfly had been waiting for an ice cream for several hours. The vendor had run away to Ukraine for a fondu fork because without one he couldn’t eat his tofu tart.
Back in the UK
Agamemnon has suddenly come down from his shroom high. He started to feel upset and lonely. he missed his donut and decided to do something about it (that and the fact he was hungry) he rung his good friends SUPER TRUFFLE and his sidekick MR SPRINGLE who where having a tea party.
