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Post by Ichabod on Dec 9, 2005 13:04:36 GMT -5
The bracketed posts are so we know which ones which, since the numbers are censored.
SUPER TRUFFLE and MR PRINGLE received the distress call from agamemnon shortly after their third cup of tea. unbeknown to them though, the evil butterfly had predicted that agamemnon would contact them and had planted lea and perrins sauce in the kettle. This made SUPER TRUFFLE and MR PRINGLE hungry for cheese on toast. to quench their new addiction they ran to the kitchen to make some toast but to their horror THE BUTTERFLY HAD TAKEN THEIR TOASTER!!!
Super Truffle gasped in horror! He turned to Mr Pringle who had broken down in tears and comforted him.
"Whoever did this." growled Super Truffle "Is going to feel the wrath of my wrapping!" With that he set off to the nearest Ikea and demanded they give him a microwave. He returned home with the goods which Mr Pringle stared confusedly. The microwave had Aguasshooooopborokchiiichshskdkhkhsshaiigan dais emblazoned on the door. Obviously it was Swedish. (no offence to sweden, its better than Norway) Super Truffle shrugged and put some bread into the microwave and watched as it exploded in a furry of curry powder. Mr pringle laughed and when to bed still craving cheese with Lea and Perrins.
That night Mr Pringle awoke to the calming sound of biscuits. He shrieked with horror and noticed a GHOST!
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