Post by . on Jan 2, 2006 10:14:08 GMT -5
Right. I just need to get this off my chest about some bloody bath bombs!!!
For christmas I recieved some bath bombs of different colours (red, pink, black and orange). Now I sock bath bombs greatly and so decided to have a bath last night to use them.
Is it just me who can never get the temperature right in a bath? Is it an aquired skill because mine are always either ridiculously scalding or lukewarm.
After much deliberation sitting in my tepid bathwater I chose an or.ange bath bomb, because i thought i didn't want to waste the pinky one.
I pulled the singular bomb out of the box and unwrapped the outer orange layer, cursing the sellotape as i did. And there was a cellophane layer underneath it. Slightly irked that i had to unwrap a bit more i reasoned it was because they wouldn't get wet during transit.
I fiddled with the clear wrapping for about 5 minutes, unable to open it with my flimsy nails (water turns them soggy). I eventually grabbed the clip of my mums lavender bath goggles. (teehee bath goggles) and i yanked the wrapping open.
To my horror, there was ANOTHER cellophane wrapping. At this point my bath was fairly cold and i pondered whether it was worth it at all. I was determined to open it since i had got this far and settled to rip it off with the goggles clip.
After another 5 minutes of toil the bloody wrapper came off. I almost didn't want to use the bathbomb after i had spent so long fighting with it. By this time the ends of my toes had gone all shrivvelly and pruney, and i was contemplating pneumonia.
I grabbed the little bastard in my fist and plunged it in the water, cackling with satisfaction as the bugger started dissolving. Here is where the bath bomb wasn't quite so bad as there are fun things you can do with a bath bomb once it's open.
well, i was slightly disappointed that the bloody thing hadn't lived for very long after i dissolved it, but then i saw something disturbing. The bath bomb was ora/nge and the colour had leaked into the water. It looked like i was sitting in diluted piss. needless to say i got out of the cold water fairly quickly for my skin was beginning to numb with the cold.
If you ever decide you want to partake in the experience of bathbombs, i advise that you take a pair of scissors in the bath and you don't get a piss coloured one...or shit for that matter *cringe*
For christmas I recieved some bath bombs of different colours (red, pink, black and orange). Now I sock bath bombs greatly and so decided to have a bath last night to use them.
Is it just me who can never get the temperature right in a bath? Is it an aquired skill because mine are always either ridiculously scalding or lukewarm.
After much deliberation sitting in my tepid bathwater I chose an or.ange bath bomb, because i thought i didn't want to waste the pinky one.
I pulled the singular bomb out of the box and unwrapped the outer orange layer, cursing the sellotape as i did. And there was a cellophane layer underneath it. Slightly irked that i had to unwrap a bit more i reasoned it was because they wouldn't get wet during transit.
I fiddled with the clear wrapping for about 5 minutes, unable to open it with my flimsy nails (water turns them soggy). I eventually grabbed the clip of my mums lavender bath goggles. (teehee bath goggles) and i yanked the wrapping open.
To my horror, there was ANOTHER cellophane wrapping. At this point my bath was fairly cold and i pondered whether it was worth it at all. I was determined to open it since i had got this far and settled to rip it off with the goggles clip.
After another 5 minutes of toil the bloody wrapper came off. I almost didn't want to use the bathbomb after i had spent so long fighting with it. By this time the ends of my toes had gone all shrivvelly and pruney, and i was contemplating pneumonia.
I grabbed the little bastard in my fist and plunged it in the water, cackling with satisfaction as the bugger started dissolving. Here is where the bath bomb wasn't quite so bad as there are fun things you can do with a bath bomb once it's open.
- Clench it in your fist and monologue to the poor git how your dastardly evil plan to rip it's coats off and destroy it worked. And how you were going to slaughter it's family in the same way.
- Stick it under your bum and pretend your entering the worlds longest farting contest. (caution, once it gets fairly small i advise to lift it back up, otherwise it looks like your farting chunks.)
- crush it into tiny dissolving pieces and laugh maniacly at your victory of the bath bomb
well, i was slightly disappointed that the bloody thing hadn't lived for very long after i dissolved it, but then i saw something disturbing. The bath bomb was ora/nge and the colour had leaked into the water. It looked like i was sitting in diluted piss. needless to say i got out of the cold water fairly quickly for my skin was beginning to numb with the cold.
If you ever decide you want to partake in the experience of bathbombs, i advise that you take a pair of scissors in the bath and you don't get a piss coloured one...or shit for that matter *cringe*
