The Dancing Cheese

[Ichabod]

This is the dancing cheese *points*
cheese: *squeak*
the human spork: he enjoys, as you may guess, dancing, and he used to enjoy singing too until i ate~until a horrific car accident in which his voice box was eate~damaged.....¬.¬
cheese:.....¬.¬
the human spork: yeah, anyway, he can be very annoying, and youve got be careful because sometimes he'll try to hump your leg. its terrible, you smell fo cheese for days. If he tries anything the best way is just threaten him with a grill or a sandwhich toaster. *nod* Right now he only has one arm, since in a moment of weakness about a month ago i ate them
cheese: *squeeeak*¬.¬
the human spork: shut it you ¬.¬ ....youre just so...so...*drool*
cheese:.....*fear* O.O
the human spork: *snaps out of it* ahem. yes. anyway, enough cheese has been donated for me to sculpt one of his arms back on, but ive yet to make him a second. If you wanna talk to him on msn I'm afraid you'll have to supply some more cheese so i can make him a new arm. please make sure its cheddar. other cheeses work for a while, but they tend to break off a lot....and then you cant help but eat the crumbs!!! ^^
cheese: ¬.¬
the human spork: ^^
Quaam of tha Warlg: wait, what happened to the cheese i gave yo~
the human spork: what cheese. ¬.¬
Quaam of tha Warlg: i gave you some cheese before!!!
the human spork: what cheese. ¬.¬
Quaam of tha Warlg: i swear i~
the human spork: what cheese. *holds pineapple*
Quaam of tha Warlg: *cower*
Quaam of tha Warlg:......what cheese? *walks off*
the human spork: anyway, yeah, so theres the cheese ^^

Any questions?

[.]

You took the words out of my mouth...literally.
Would dancing cheese like some more cheese? I think i have some chedder in the ba...
Spooky: mmmm, *gobble*
Quaam of tha Warlg: ...never mind.

[Ichabod]

......mmm....cheese...

I'd eat some cheese right now if I wasnt so full from scones and choc chips and chocolate spread and milkshake and beans and cucumber and mini pizzas.

Ho yes. Ph33r my l33t 34ting ski11z!

[.]

*ph34r5*

would you mind if i shamelessly plugged the letter "q" ? no? ok then!

QqQqQqQqQqQqQ USE Q! IT'S THE BEST LETTER AROUND! ITS QUIRKY AND QUEXY! AND IF YOU USE IT YOU GET THE LETTER U FREE!!! BUY Q AND GET U FOR FREE!

[Ichabod]

me and q fell out a while ago. I won't go into it, but lets just say he got far too close to W

¬.¬

[.]

w is a bit of a jackass. But still, Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q QQ Q Q vote Q!
The best letter is undeniably x because it doubles as a multiplication sign! *chorus of oohs and aahs*

[Ichabod]

*oooh*
*ahhhhh*

W is not ony a jackass, but a liar. I mean he's called double U when he's actually a double V!!! tch, i will not mingle with such traitors!!

*walks away from W and stands with X and Z*
*mingle mingle*

[.]

*C feels left out* *C has an affair with V*
*W get's angry at V*
*U gets angry at V*
*Q gets angry at U for leaving her.*
*P pokes O*
War breaks out over the keyboard*

[Ichabod]

*E slowly fades away as it is repeatedly used*
E
E
e
e
....e
*A looks at E and rolls eyes*
the human spork: OW!! watch what youre doing with those combat knives you two!!
*T makes apologetic hand manouvre...please do not ask me to explain how this is possible*
all i have to say is...what right does U have to be angry at V?!!?!?!?

[.]

you ever contemplated the idea that we're not normal?
good cos neither have i! ^_^

*consoles a frightened @ sign in the corner*
*K jumps up and grabs the / using it as a large weapon to beat the other letters into submission*

[Ichabod]

/ : mmphhhmpphhh
k :shh. ¬.¬

....omigod i'm giving them dialogue now *puts head in hands*
e: it's okay, it's okay..*pat pat*
the human spork: thankyou...
the human spork: ....?
the human spork: AHHHH, no, youre dissapearing!!!
e: i've been fading.....for a long time *looks sad* soon, i'll be gone........very very soon....
the human spork: orgasmific!.....*grabs holds of e's leg....if he has one*
the human spork: DON'T LEAVE ME!!!
e: i will be with you...always....remember, just because you can't see soemthing, doesn't mean it doesn't exist...
the human spork: *tearful* uhuh, i'll have faith
e: you can find me in every pie and cone.....
e: ....goodbye....
the human spork: *breaks down*

[.]

k: *still wielding the / leaps over onto the faded e*
e: *fade fade* ...ow
p: *grabs the ~ and surfs around, demanding all praise him as Lord of the Keyboard*
(spacebar): *kicks the shit out of p*
*spacebar is praised as LOTK*
F1: AHAH! WE ARE THE MYTHICAL F KEYS! WE ARE BY RIGHT LORDS OF THE KEYBOARD AS WE HAVE SUPERIOR POWERS!
all: *praises F keys*

[Ichabod]

F2: We have come to intervene...
F5: One day, you will have a new ruler, called Chaos....
F7: When this day comes, you will be united in a new mission...
All: To bring peace to the world of computer hardware and Rping.
F3: It may all be a joke now, but one day, all the pieces will fit together...
Keyboard: *awe*
K: *Turns around and hits G accidentally with /, Reno-style*
G: ¬.¬

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K: I refuse to bow to these hypocritical ambassadors of the numbers! Can't you see fellow letters? The F keys aren't letters! they're numbers!
/ : ooo!
K: yes /
Y: my lord, K is right. The F's are working for the numbers!
F: shit, doe's anyone fancy going-
*F is jumped on and slaughtered by B wielding \*
e: umm.... he was a letter... *fade fade*
K: burn them!
*K unites the keyboard in an all out war between letters against the F keys and the Numbers*